We are very happy to inform you that on the right hand side of Lithuania we opened our brand new Zebra Striping Factory and International Zebra Shop!
The facility includes four floors:
On the fourth floor there are the completely colorless zebras, waiting for becoming black or white – this, as it is clearly written in the Book of International Law for Stripy Animals, is their own choice.
After the colorless zebras become black, they need to go on the third floor, if their choice was becoming white, on the second floor. Here our highly trained zebra stripers paint the stripes on them with black or white paint, obviously depending on the base color of the zebras. This is a long procedure, requires a special type of paint and zebrushes.
The first floor is the International Zebra Shop. The finished zebras gather here, have fun, and if they like the people who want to pay for them, they move to their home – if they don’t, they just bite and kick in the bum all the customers they don’t like, and wait longer for a nice one.
Our factory and shop has been opened for two hours but we just realized that we need more workers. So if you feel like you want to belong to a great, dynamic team, you know how to paint stripes and don’t mind having lunch together with zebras, contact us here leaving a comment and we will invite you for a job interview!
Also, if you are a colorless zebra and want to have stripes, leave a message here.
Are you a finished zebra and would like to have some company or a new home? Leave a message and we will get back to you!
